There’s a story on my friend KemKem’s blog where she talks about moving into her new apartment in Valencia, Spain. The laundry facilities got me remembering something that may or may not be the law in Spain – and that’s the legality of hanging your underwear to dry on the balcony. Better safe than sorry, so when in doubt, don’t hang your underwear on a Spanish balcony.
When I was younger I worked as an au pair in Madrid. We lived in a tiny apartment. I don’t recall for sure, but I believe the parents owned the apartment as opposed to renting. It doesn’t matter. It was the tiniest 3 bedroom apartment I’ve ever been in. My first impression was shock that 4 people, soon to be 5 including me, were living in this tiny space. Walking in the front door, a tiny kitchen was to the left. There was an oven, fridge, sink, counter, and cupboards. There was a door that led to a tiny balcony. The family had a washing machine, and here I’m really foggy on remembering whether the washer was in the kitchen or outside on that back balcony. I’m pretty sure it was outside. That kitchen was so small that if 2 people were in there it was really crowded. I don’t think there was room for a clothes washer inside the kitchen.
Straight ahead when walking into the apartment was the combo dining room/living room. They had a table and 4 or 5 mismatched chairs. There was a couch and an easy chair and a TV set. A sliding door led from the living room to a larger balcony overlooking the street.
From the dining/living room there was a short hallway to the living quarters. On the left side of the hall was the bathroom and girl’s bedroom. On the right side of the hallway was my bedroom and the parent’s bedroom. All were very small rooms. The girls had a bunk bed. The father was a total weirdo who ignored his daughters, preferring to go into his bedroom, close the door and work on crossword puzzles. He probably put the bunk bed together. It was very wobbly and caused me to be concerned for the girls’ safety.
I helped the mother with the laundry and there was a clothesline on the large balcony where we hung the clothes to dry. Actually there may have been 2 or 3 lines strung out there. They didn’t use the balcony for anything else. They didn’t have table and chairs or a BBQ out there.
The first time I was clipping up the laundry, the mother came out on the balcony and looked really embarrassed and gathered up the underwear. I figured she found it embarrassing for people walking by on the street to look up and see their undies flapping in the breeze. She told me underwear had to be hung on the back balcony, and sure enough they had a small clothesline set up on the back patio for that purpose. The back balcony overlooked the alley so it must have been a case of modesty. The mother didn’t want people walking by on the street to look up and see their undies hanging on the front balcony. And it was a fairly busy street for pedestrian traffic. There was a nearby market, Metro station, and a park. Plus lots of other shopping, bars, and eating establishments. This was in the Aluche area of Madrid. People would be out in the streets pub crawling to the little hours of the morning. And not being quiet about it!
After I quit working for them, I met up with an English lady at her apartment for lunch one day. She was the head of the British school in Madrid, or maybe it was the American school. Either way it was an English speaking school for children of ex-pats living in Madrid. She lived in a very nice, luxurious apartment and I noticed she had a washer and a dryer. I told her about the family I lived with who only had a washing machine and how the mother didn’t want me hanging the underwear from the front balcony.
She said there might be a law against hanging underwear from the front balcony, whether it was a city bylaw or Spanish law country wide, or even a law at all, she didn’t know. She told me about two female British school teachers working at her school who shared an apartment. There was a washer but no dryer, and that seems very normal for Spain, that clothes are typically hung from balcony clotheslines instead of tumbling in a dryer. One day there was a knock on their door and a policeman stood there. He pointed out their laundry drying on the balcony, specifically their underwear, and said it’s against the law for undies to be visible from the street. He fined them, and I believe the amount was around $20, which would be fairly significant amount for the 1970s in a country with low wages. They paid the policeman and moving forward I suppose they hung their underwear from the back balcony or maybe over the curtain rod in the shower. An expensive lesson for them to learn: Don’t hang your underwear from a Spanish balcony.
My friend figured they were victims of a policeman who spotted an opportunity to make money off a couple of unsuspecting women. Especially when he realized they were foreigners and wouldn’t know one way or the other if there’s a law not to hang your underwear from a Spanish balcony. That “fine” probably bought his dinner that night!
But after she heard my story, she wondered if there really is a law, subject to being fined, if you’re caught hanging your undies on a balcony where they can be seen from the street.
Is it modesty or is it the law? Play it safe and keep your money in your pocket. Don’t hang your underwear from a Spanish balcony.
Have you traveled to Spain or do you live there? Have you seen undies drying on a balcony? Weigh in on this modest issue and let us know what you think.
I had a good chuckle when you tole me this story and it is still funny. I still am unable to verify if this is a law or not. I have however not seen underwear hanging out on the clothesline now that l think of it. I have seen boxer shorts here and there, but no undies. I suspect it might b more for modesty. In our new flat, we are on the first floor and l will make it a point to look and see if l see any hanging. Even though it’s the rear balcony, there are still surrounding buildings so it would be quite visible still.. Better to hand it in the bathroom where it will take days to dry..hahah! We don’t care, we hang ours on the standino in the back so they can all see from above. Nobody has said anything yet! 🙂 :-).
Hi Kemkem. It’s one of those weird stories I was reminded of when reading your blog. And even if you hang your undies from the back balcony, it’s still visible from the back balconies or windows of the other nearby buildings or anyone walking in the alley who looks up. So much for modesty!
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My experience is in Oviedo, which has English or Seattle weather. There are many cloudy, drizzly days and it is a bit on the cool side. Everybody has a washing machine, but no dryer as a rule. My host had a back balcony clothesline, but that was out in the rain. He had a drying rack just like the one I use in Salt Lake City. So, instead of one day drying time, you are talking three, especially for cotton. I handwashed my cotton briefs the last week I stayed there, because I traveled for over two weeks afterward in the rest of Spain. My host hung my briefs on his line over the third story enclosed balcony. After eight hours, he brought them in to the drying rack. It was all about protecting his wood floors. He emailed me after I left that he went to a homeowners’ meeting and was the most embarrassed he has ever been in his life when another homeowner showed photos to the assembly of my underwear. I have been laughing ever since, but given the chance to do laundry again in Oviedo, I would not bother taking cotton clothing.
Hi James. Thanks for sharing your story. That’s so funny. It gave me a good laugh! It’s like all these little squealers out there who are ready to rat out their neighbors who they caught hanging underwear on the balcony and document it with photo evidence! Ha ha! In this part of the world it’s not such a big deal. In the summer months I hang my clothes on the clothesline, including underwear. Most people in North America probably don’t think anything of it, we’ve all seen underwear! Can you imagine the outcry at the homeowner’s meeting?
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Interesting post! No one can stop you from hanging your washing on your balcony, however, another thing is hanging your washing over the balcony. Some providence’s, towns (town halls) and also building blocks that have presidents where the residents vote and they make up their own -building block rules-
If possible and permitted, you can hang your washing over your balcony and this would include your undies too. In this case I believe that its down to personal preference and to save any embarrassment when it gets a bit windy and some items may escape.. lol (I have seen underwear in the street, on cars and in other people’s patios – mainly the ground floor gets the runt of everyone’s washing) I use a fold up drying rack but I place larger the clothes at the front and put my undies in between them so that they cannot be seen.
That’s pretty funny Rae. I’m imagining a windy day and underwear sailing away onto the sidewalk. I have a clip and drip space saver that I hang my underwear and socks on, so it’s either on my sundeck during the warmer months or hanging on my shower curtain rod the rest of the year. I’ve had some windy days, but no escapees yet!